Tuesday, February 12, 2019

Doesn't Work

There are at least two meanings, both equally true, of the sentence "Donald Trump doesn't work". For one thing, he is indisputably the laziest president ever, spending most of his days in "executive time", which is a euphemism for "watching TV, yelling at said TV, gossiping with friends on the phone and tweeting". Second, Donald Trump doesn't work in the sense that he is not functioning. He is broken beyond repair. How long does it have to take to oust him?