The Real Donald Trump

Under stress and near defeat, Donald Trump is dropping the bad act and showing us his real personality: a petty, aggressive, vindictive, needy and deeply insecure little man. he is very clearly racist, and it is also becoming obvious that he is delusional and that his grip on reality is slipping with each passing day. On top of all this, he is also utterly stupid. He needs to be removed immediately.

Sad and Irrelevant

By tweeting a load of idiotic and false garbage, Donald Trump made Democrat leaders Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi cancel a bipartisan meeting with him about avoiding a government shutdown in December. Their statement was that meeting the President would be a waste if time, and that their efforts in the matter are better spent working with Republicans in Congress. They are, of course, right.

So, it has come to the point where the President of the United States is considered irrelevant and is ignored. These are sad times indeed.

Man Of Yesteryear

For some bizarre reason, Donald Trump chose to distract from today's explosive development in his Russia scandal with a very obvious lie: that TIME Magazine had called him, saying that he would "probably" be named their Person of the Year for the second year in a row, but that he turned the offer down, saying "probably isn't good enough".

The man is batshit crazy. Even TIME Magazine called his lie and explained that their choice is never revealed, not even to the recipient, before the official announcement.

If anyone around the corrupt puppet president #45 is to be awarded the title, it's his special appointed nemesis, Robert Mueller. Now, there's a person to admire. He has his most memorable accomplishments ahead of him, though, and the big case against Donald Trump and his inept cronies will not play out in full until 2018. Perhaps Mueller should be named Person of the Year for 2018 instead.

In any case, nobody but Donald Trump himself would believe his insame delusion that he is somehow still relevant.

Thirty-five Percent

The approval rating of Donald Trump is now around 35 percent. This is lower than any president since Nixon right before his disgraceful resignation.


I find it appalling that one in every three US citizens actually think that Donald Trump is doing a good job. They must really not be paying any attention to current events.

Thisisnotnormal

A US President who becomes consumed with rage over insignificant small things and takes it out in public through Twitter on various people of colour. A President who seems to be absent-minded and confused and doesn't even try to do his job. A President who obsesses over his predecessor and his opponent from the election, and lives in deep delusion concerning his own popularity. A President who has trouble maintaining focus for more than a few minutes at a time. A President who has his entire staff suspected of various crimes. A President who lies about everything, all the time.

What the fuck happened?

President Alzheimer

Although I am not a medical expert, the signs are becoming so clear that anyone can see it: Donald Trump is senile. He is confused and disoriented, he is losing words, struggling with simple motor skills, like his failure to perform the collective arms-crossed handshake during his Asia trip, or him having to use both hands to take a sip of water. The man was a moron before, but now he's an idiot.

It's not even appropriate to use the phrase "the lights are on, but there's nobody home". With Donald Trump, the lights are out, and on the increasingly rare occasions when there happens to be someone home, he is fumbling in the dark, lost and without aim, and with no sense of direction.

Alt-Right Control Delete

All of Donald Trump's tweets between Nov 5 and Nov 14 have been deleted, most likely by someone in his staff trying to take control of the situation. Most of those tweets were very clearly ramblings from a sick and deluded mind, and the world is probably better without them, but it's very disconcerting that a US President is so mentally unstable that his handlers need to step in and censor his public statements. Donald Trump can no longer control himself. He was never fit for office in the first place, but now he is completely falling apart before our eyes.

Doesn't know. Doesn't care. Doesn't matter.

Today, Donald Trump was probably told by his caretakers to act presidential, so he tweeted a generic message to address the school shooting in California the day before. The problem is that he confused it with a shooting that happened ten days earlier in Texas.

The senile, criminal creep pretending to be the President doesn't care enough about the incident and its victims to even get the basic facts straight before he makes a statement. But no matter. The world stopped paying attention to the disturbing and demented things he says. We are merely waiting for "President Trump" to be nothing but a bad memory.

Gullible's Travels

For a person who lies every time he opens his mouth, Donald Trump is surprisingly gullible and naive. During his Asia trip, it has become more clear than ever that he fails to realise that dishonest and shrewd people like Vladimir Putin are playing him for the fool he is and manipulate him. His mental condition, whatever it is, clearly makes him follow the lead of whomever he spoke to most recently.

Trump isn't just a moron. There is actually no independent mind inside him. He is truly a puppet ruler, and the puppet master is Vladimir Putin.

Lunatic Old Man

Kim Jong-Un called Donald Trump a "lunatic old man" recently, and Trump took offense, but not at what you would expect. No, he tweeted "Why does Kim Jong-Un insult me by calling me 'old' when I would never call him 'short and fat'?"
Earth to Donald Trump: you are 70 years of age. That's old. The insult is that he called you a lunatic. You see, a sitting US President should not actually be insane, which you very obviously are.

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

The headline is a quote from the movie Forrest Gump, originally uttered in defense against accusations of stupidity. The meaning is that people should be judged by their actions rather than by what they say or how they look.

The same phrase describes the Trump administration in a nutshell, only the other way around. Judging by their actions during the past year of a failed presidency, there is only one conclusion to be drawn: These people are stupid. Evil racist creeps, yes, and criminal lying bastards as well the lot of them, but first and foremost they are not very smart.

Faux News

Fox News sunk to a new low last night. When the gubernatorial elections were going terribly bad for the Republican candidates and the Democrats were winning big, the channel simply stopped reporting on the election. It was almost as if they tried to pretend it didn't happen. The poor suckers who rely on Fox to report daily events were kept in the dark and never heard that Democrats won big.

Fox News has become a full-fledged propaganda outlet for Donald Trump. They should be taken to court for spreading misinformation for political purposes. It is absolutely astounding that Fox chooses to continue its blind support of an illegitimate president even as he is going down in flames.

Moribund

It looks like Donald Trump, most of his staff and a large chunk of the upper echelons of the Republican party are going to jail. I'm going to need more popcorn.

Weapons of Mass Distraction

Donald Trump is desperately trying to distract from the recent developments in Muller's Trump-Russia investigation. It's not working. Instead, he incriminates himself further by lying about almost everything. With a few notable exceptions, his former allies in Congress are no longer supporting his lies, and what few apologists he has left are having their arguments torn to shreds on live TV. The game has changed and his luck has turned, but Trump is still reading from the same worn-out page in his old playbook. His frustration over the fact that his trick is not working suggests that he doesn't know any more tricks, and that he is too stupid, or too senile, or both, to think of something else.

Not that it would have helped. Hopefully, it won't be much longer until we can stop saying "President Trump". It never felt right in the first place.