A brief revisit to Wonderland

"You shouldn't complain", said Humpty Dumpty, "I am being all reasonable and non-discriminatory here."
"No, you're not!" said Alice. "Do you even know what those words mean?"
"My dear child, of course I do", said Humpty Dumpty in a patronizing tone. "Whenever I use such big words, I make very certain to tell them to mean exactly what I want them to."
"But you can't just make up your own meaning of words!"
"Of course I can. I just did, didn't I? Now be a good chandelier and solstice somebody else with your detriments."