Trumpty Dumpty

Trumpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall.
And all of his lackeys and angry white men
Couldn't put Trumpty Dumpty back together again.

Hamberder

It should not be news to anyone that Donald Trump is a bad speller. However, yesterday he made a worse than ever mistake in his stupid bragging tweet about how he served fast food for a White House reception in the middle of his stupid government shutdown. He wrote that he was serving "hamberders". Now, you might suspect that it's some kind of misspelling slang, or cutesy baby language, but no. Nobody in the history of written English has ever spelled "hamburger" that way, for any reason. It's not even a phonetic spelling. It's just so very wrong. He even got trolled for it by Burger King: their official Twitter account announced that due to a big order yesterday, they were all out of hamberders, but still served hamburgers.

The United States has a president who not only has trouble spelling difficult words. He is illiterate to the point where he doesn't even know how to spell, or pronounce, his favorite food. This ridiculous, small and utterly stupid man needs to be put away.

Deflection By Projection

Donald Trump's strategy for fending off scandals and accusations against him is always the same: accuse others for having the flaws he himself possesses, and claim that other people committed the same kind of crimes that he very obviously did himself.

It's about as mature as saying "I know you are, but what am I?", and it's equally telling and ineffective. He has no other strategy, he is unable to learn anything new, and with his currentbdecline in mental capacity, it's doubtful that he even realizes that he is losing.

Beholden

be-hold-en
/bɪˈhəʊld(ə)n/
adjective
indebted; owing thanks or having a duty to someone in return for help or a service

Learn that word. It will be used a lot in the turbulent months ahead. Let's practice by putting it into a sentence: "Not only Donald Trump and his closest lowlife associates, but a significant portion of the Republican party leadership, are clearly beholden to Russian oligarchs and Vladimir Putin."